Welcome to the Bip Report coming from Mariel Kusono's room. Who is Mariel?
One of the Iolani girls. Now this is an interesting challenge for me.
She has one of those keyboards where the right and left hand keys are
separated. It's damn difficult as hell to type. It's psychologically
challenging, so if there are typos, apologies now. So lets starts.
"CalSO"
So I wake up this morning at 8 o clock for Calso. And let me tell you, it
was a waste of time. In most cases, this would be the biggest waste of
time in a day. In a week. In maybe even a month. Just stupid nonsense.
But it wasn't. It was beaten out today. But what could be more boring
than Calso? Well...
"Cal vs. Arizona"
This was the biggest waste of time EVER. This was undoubtedly the longest
football game ever played that did not go into overtime. Every other play
was a penalty. There was nonstop clock stoppage. And we lost. 27-23.
Our offense started off by getting destroyed, as usual. Vedder must have
gotten sacked 20 times in the first half. Why don't you throw the ball? I
don't understand.
There were these guys behind us. Possibly drunk, but they were choke
funny. Throughout the game, there were of course many questionable calls.
All calls against you are questionable, and since every other play was a
penalty on someone, there were inherently many questionable calls. Line of
the day, "Hey ref! Get off your knees!" The other guy, "You're blowing
the game!"
Vedder even got sacked for a safety. And we missed a point after, hence
the funky score. Sorta funky.
The drive that symbolized the game came in the third. It is what broke the
will of the Cal fans, and made people leave.
It's third and short. Timeout Arizona. They come back out. Timeout Cal.
They come back out. And despite two timeouts being called consecutivly,
Arizona has a delay of game. However, during this play, we intercepted!
But as there is a delay of game, the interception doesn't count. They are
moved back. They have a play, and they get to the 1/2 yard line. That
whole little sequence, where one down and a net gain of 1/2 yards was
gained took about ten minutes to play out. It took off about 3 seconds off
the game clock. It is fourth down, and they go for it. Fourth and inches.
So D-Line gotta step up, and make the big stop, right? Of course! So
obviously, in their excitement to make the stop, they go offsides, first
down Arizona. The next play, Zona scores. This will go down in history as
the worst drive in history. It took a helluva lot of real time, and not
much game time. It featured a recalled interception. An offsides on a
fourth down. And resulted in a touchdown for the other team...followed by
a two point conversion. That, my friends, is the worst possible sequence
that could ever happen.
It was just poor poor poor. We were down 27-10 in the start of the fourth.
Surprisingly, very surprisingly, we came back with a vengeance. Vedder
was pissed. He saw that Stanford won. So he actually started playing.
And BOOM! one touchdown. BOOM! two touchdowns. And then a botched Point
after. After the worst onside kick I've seen, it was Zona ball. We got it
back with 15 seconds. And we lost. Congrats Reid. We lose.
Fang was at the game, and I threw some trash at him. We had little cards,
and made words and stuff, like "Stop Forest" in Forest Gump. I threw the
packages they came in at Fang. I never hit him.
"The rest of the day"
After CalSo, I was wondering what to do. No one's around! I thought.
Then I realized, "Hey, Gayna is not the only person at Foothill." So I go
up and eat brunch with Mona and Mariel. This is before the game.
"Transformers"
After brunch, I went to Mona's, were we watched the first two episodes of
"Transformers." This is possibly the highlight of the day. It includes
the Transformers on Cybertron, where they can become awesome things, such
as Saucer Hovercraft Bumblebee, Van with Armor Jazz, and Triangular
Spaceship Thundercracker and the black plane of whom I can't remember his
name. Someting Warp. Of course, being the Transformers, it was decent.
"Special Welcome"
Well, I'd like to give a big shout out to the newest member of the Bip
Report family. The one, the only. DAVID MUN! MUN IS THE ONE! MUN IS THE
ONE! Mun and I talked at the football game. He convinced me that if I
want the Bip Report to be the best mass E-mail, Mun is the one. If I want
to have the greatest Bip Report ever, Mun is the one. So Mun is on. Shout
out to Mun.
"Juicy Gossip"
And what did Mun tell me? What, oh what did Mun tell me? Mun...play on
playa. All you other boys, don't playa hate. Big Mun. You know where you
at. Apparently, Mun broke up with his girlfriend. This is terrible! you
say. Why is he a playa if he broke up? Huh. Never underestimate the
power of Mun. Ever the pimp, matched possibly only by the guy I saw
yesterday, has ALREADY gotten A SECOND. That's right. Mun has moved on.
And if he's gonna move, he moved someone else's way. Mun, you can tell it
best. More details later!!!
"Misc. stuff"
We went to a party too at the band place. It was okay. Very short though.
We watched "Weekend at Bernie's" which I realize after seeing it again,
is amazingly more better than the sequel. In fact, I remember it to be
junk, because I remember how crappy the second one was. But it was pretty
good. We ate chinese.
Okay, I'm tired. It looks like I'm done for today. until next time, you
know the drill. Diamonds are forever, and so are the Autobots.
BIP