11-17


Welcome to the Bip Report.
I don't really have news today.  But here goes.
 

"Psych Midterm"
It's done, and that's the last midterm, baby BAby!  I'm funkdified, and all the way live, gonna teach Sandra Dee how to really survive.  I got the repression s--- on lockdown.  I'm all over DMS.  S'right.  Well, we'll see what the grade is.
 

"After Midterm"
Do you ever feel that you're an expert after taking a midterm?  Like right now, I fancy myself to be some sort of psyichian.  Similar to Unabia after coming back from camp, where he felt he was a master humanist.  Anyway, I feel like I am a psychotherapist now.  I felt like I was a political mastermind after my Poli Sci midterm.  Do you dolks feel this way, or am I just abnormal?
 

"Coming Home"
In response to Blaise, and actually, I guess people should know this, I am coming home Dec. 15.
 

"Soccer"
We had our first play-off game today.  It was against the team that beat us.  The notorious Daisy Dukes Greeks.  With a fully in-effect Ward, we won 4-1.  Ward had two sweet as anything headers for scores.  I was just like...damn.  How can you stop that?  You CAN'T stop Ward, you can only hope to contain him.  More or less, we beat down those guys.  Carey had a little body check on this one guy.  The guy was kinda pissed.  And then, shortly after, this bigger guy, Woody, checked him.  They broke the guy's will.  He just nodded his head, and stopped playing.  Ahahahahah
 

"Care Package"
I got a care package!  Kakimochi, Li Hing Rock Candy, Li Hing Mui, Li Hing Mango, Ruff n Ready cookies, and dried fruit.  Excellent.  I am most pleased.
 

"Cal Welcomes The Whiteman"
The famed Whiteman of UW will be coming down to Cal for the Big Game.  He will join the ranks of the Sons of California, as we purge Memorial Stadium of the Stanford Red!  GOOOOOOOOO BEARS!!!!!!!!!
 

"Cowboy"
Well folks, I have had one of the most disturbing experiences.  I was very excited to give Cowboy Marilyn's contribution to the Fund.  I went down, and I saw him.  I approached Cowboy, and began to strike up conversation.  "Hi, do you remember me?  Daniel?"  Cowboy responded in a most un-characteristic way.  "Sorry, I'm busy.  I don't have time to talk.  Can you spare any change?"  Busy doing what?  Standing there?  I was pissed.  I had nine dollars in my pocket that was ten seconds from being in his cup, but he tells me he's busy, and doesn't want to talk to me.  I was very pissed.  In general, I was choke pissed at the state of the world.  How could this happen?  I took on a very negative view of humanity in general based on this little experience.  I began to question human nature.  Are people seriously all bastards?  I have gone totally out of my way, and many people have generously given, only to be struck down by a seemingly total lack of concern.  Is this what people are truly about?  I am very negative about people now.  Probably a phase, but that is how it goes.
Anyway, a bit later, after some thought, I considered some logical reasons why Cowboy would react such.  1) he is experiencing extreme hardship, and is generally bitter at the world.  2) he may think I am mocking him in some way, and this produces the anti-social behavior.  3) greed and bad things in human nature.  I'm hoping its 1 or 2.  I'm not sure how to go about trying again.  I am more or less confused and uncertain of how to proceed.  Advice please.
 

"To Gayna"
Econ 1 Lecture @ 10-11, MW, and Discussion MW 12-1 right?  I TELE-beared and I got that s---.  I found that I could TELEbear before my assigned time.  Excellent indeed.  Screw the bureuacracy, I found my way through!
 

Okay then.  Until next time, diamonds are forever, and so is cynicism.
BIP

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