Welcome to the Bip Report.
"Thanks to David Ching"
Thanks for that list. That is seriously the best thing I've ever been forwarded in my life. To honor such a thing, I will post it here on the Bip Report. As you know, Samuel L. Jackson will be in the next Star Wars movie. Star Wars meets Pulp Fiction. Rated R
The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L.Jackson, "Jedi Master, Mace
Windu," say in the Star Wars Prequel.
10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the
motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.
9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if
it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.
8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have
to kill every motherfuckin stormtrooper in the
room...accept no substitutes.
7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I
ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.
6. Feel the Force, motherfucker.
5. "What" ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What?
4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!
3. Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do?
He's a wookie.
2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
1. Hand me my lightsaber...it's the one that says, "Bad Mother Fucker."
Personally, I want to see him say, "Ezekiel 25:17? The path of the righteous man...AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD! WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!" fzshooom!!! vzzzt! vzzzt! (light sabre sounds)
You know what the funniest thing about Tatooine is?
"A day of nothing"
Ask me what I did today. Go ahead. Say it to the computer screen right now.
Nothing.
"Trivia Time"
Okay, I've got the ultimate question for everyone. Below is the front and side view of a 3 - dimensional object. What is the top view?
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This is worth 16 extra credit points to me in math. So if you can answer it, see my vest, and be my guest. Tell me by Dec.1 as it is due Dec.2. If I solve this on my own, then I'll tell you the answer.
"New Timbaland Song"
New Timbaland song alert! It's actually Genuwine feat. Timbaland. It's called...I don't know what it's called. But Timbaland provides many background sayings as he always does, such as "Tell me am I gettin on your nerves", "Why don't you tell me how you feel", and "Tell me am I wastin my time." Well, you hear it, and it's better. My question is, can Timbaland make anything bad? I think the answer is no. Baby,baby, baby, baby, what's yo name, what's yo name, how bout you, how bout you, come play my game, come play my game. Me and Genuwine, me and Genuwine, a new day and time, a new day and time, come on baby, come on baby, buh buh bye. buh buh bye.
Okay. So that's it for today. Until next time, diamonds are forever, and so is Samuel L. Jackson.
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